We all know Crowley, King of Hell? Sassqueen of the Bunker’s Dungeon?
Well, I got a theory on him. It’s one that’s not super new, but I’m like SUPER POSITIVE ON IT.
Crowley…is a fallen angel.
There’s a lot of evidence pointing towards it. Crowley was born in 1661. So, if he was born in 1661, how did he have his affair with Naomi? He said “Haven’t seen you in a dark age” (x). The Dark Ages usually refers to the Middle Ages in Europe. (x) The Middle Ages occurred from 5th c. - 15th c. (x). But Crowley wasn’t born during that time. How would Crowley have had an affair with Naomi before a dark age if he wasn’t even born during the Dark Age?
Now, in this new episode, Heaven Can’t Wait, Crowley can read Proto-Elamite cuneiform. Now, Proto-Elamite cuneiform is a dead language that was used from 3200–2700 BCE (x). HOW THE HELL DOES CROWLEY KNOW HOW TO TRANSLATE A LANGUAGE THAT WAS NOT EVEN USED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE HE WAS BORN? Why would Dean suggest to Sam, THE ONE WITH THE ANGEL INSIDE OF HIM, that he should ask Crowley and see if Crowley would know Proto-Elamite cuneiform? Wouldn’t Zeke subconsciously do something if he thought it was a waste of time, because this is about heaven, his home?
Why is Crowley giving himself doses of human blood? Maybe it’s because he wants to become human again because he’s relapsing into his need to be human? Because he’s repeating history and wants the feelings again, the emotion, the life? The soul?
So, yeah. I’m on to you, Crowley. I know what you are. I know what you pretend to be. I know what you want to be. All you want is to be human. All you want is to be loved. You didn’t get love as an angel, not as you wanted it. You didn’t feel loved when you were a fallen angel, a human with a family who didn’t reciprocate and you didn’t like. You didn’t get love as the king, it was lonely up top, too many demons trying to take your position. You want a second chance at having a soul, being loved, being human. But that doesn’t mean you’re not a fallen angel nor a risen demon.
IN ADDITION TO WHAT I HAVE SAID,
Though others have pointed this out as well, redmasque commented:
"Crowley: An angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards." —Good Omens (Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett)
Just thought I’d state that there is no way in hell (heh…that was unintentional) that the Supernatural writers did not initially base Crowley off of A. J. Crowley from Good Omens.
He also didn’t die when his bones were burned. Just saying. He made up a rather lame excuse for being able to stick around, and could have easily pulled a Gabriel and faked his death to throw the Winchesters off of his trail.
Crowley reads Enochian (As does Abbadon, and as a knight of hell, ze is technically a fallen angel). ENOCHIAN. That doesn’t necessarily mean he is a fallen angel, but it lean towards the idea because Enochian is hard to learn and the only humans we know that understood the language was Ash, who had an infinite amount of time in Heaven to learn it and was extremely smart (he was an MIT drop out).
At JIBCON 2014, Mark Sheppard makes several remarks that allude to Crowley not being of human soul origin, but of a more Angelic background (x).
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Omg look it’s two female characters with a purpose and emotions and BONUS they also mirror the lead two boys perfectly… I know what we should do. Let’s kill ‘em.
It’s important to note one thing about Jo and Ellen’s deaths.
Season five was intended by Kripke and all parties as the FINAL SEASON.
He was killing off everyone around Sam and Dean because the show was coming to an end.
Which pagan god do I sacrifice to for immediate teleportation to Comic Con
I’m sure he’d be proud too
I laughed so hard I almost got kicked out of the theatre because of this fuck you Fury
When I watched it the whole theatre was in stitches.
“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”
“Adventure Is Out There!”
Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.
THIS WAS NOT OKAY
HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE
I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was
Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA
holy heck this is brilliant!
the science is strong in this one